Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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