I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
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Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
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sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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