I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
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she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
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The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
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