You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
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he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
She's just so happy...and so naked.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
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I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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