I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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