I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
She announced her abortion via fbk
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
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i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
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You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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