i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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