How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
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