I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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