Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
how drunk are you?
Several
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Randomize
