Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I will be naked everywhere
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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