Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
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I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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