and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
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Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
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Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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