i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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