Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
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She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
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Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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