I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
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He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
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i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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