If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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