She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
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I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
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Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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