I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Houston, we have a blender
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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