Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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