Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
