I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
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I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
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Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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