Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
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You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
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I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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