so that wasnt chicken after all
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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