Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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