dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
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Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
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i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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