whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
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