question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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