Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
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