You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Randomize
