For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
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So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
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She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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