Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
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