Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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