I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Randomize
