thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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