Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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