Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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