So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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