i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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