What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
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I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
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Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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