when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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