That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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