you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
