she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
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