You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
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I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
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I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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