Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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