yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
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i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
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Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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