I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.