During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
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I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
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I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now