I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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