No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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