Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
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the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
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so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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