My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
She tied me up with her honor cords...
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I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
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For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
How naked do you want me to be?
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