I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
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