Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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